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8.31.2004

Tariq Ramadan

This story came to my attention yesterday, but it hasn't become a top news story in the usual national news outlets... (though I did hear it on NPR)

Tariq Ramadan: What does America have to fear from me?

So this guy, Tariq Ramadan, is a prominent muslim scholar who was hired as a tenured professor of Religion, Conflict and Peace-Building at the Kroc Institute for International Peace Studies at the University of Notre Dame. Over the years, Tariq Ramadan has lived as something of an outcast, rejected by many in the Muslim community for being too Western in his thinking, and rejected by many Westerners for being a Muslim with possible ties to Islamic extremists. All the while, however, he has maintained scholarly prominence, named as an influential religious innovator by Time Magazine. A few weeks before he was to begin teaching at Notre Dame (and after he had already uprooted his family and moved all his belongings to South Bend), the US government revoked his visa, based on the recommendations of the Department of Homeland Security. This was done based on federal law that denies visas to those who use a "position of prominence within any country to endorse or espouse terrorist activity".

The uproar about this guy is that he has been labeled an anti-semite for criticizing the Israeli state and those governments which support it so blindly. He also has familial and reputed personal ties to Islamic extremists. Throughout all this, he has maintained that the body of his lifetime's worth of writings show that he is no terrorist, but a man who wants only peace.

There are many in the media who point out that the suspicion is justified, based on "clear evidence" of his track record. In his own defense, Ramadan claims that all this "proof" is simply the same allegations brought up by one media source and then quoted by another. I looked at one such allegation, that he calls terrorist attacks in New York, Bali, and Madrid "interventions" in this article, thus minimizing the situation:

Des banlieues françaises aux sociétés musulmanes, vous ne trouverez pas de soutiens, sauf infimes, aux interventions de New York, Bali ou Madrid. On ne peut pas confondre les résistances irakienne ou palestinienne avec les actions pro-Ben Laden.


The fact that it is in French made me suspicious. Babelfish gave me this:

Suburbs fran?ses with the Moslem soci?s, you will not find supports, except negligible, with the interventions of New York, Bali or Madrid. One cannot confuse the r?stances Iraqi or Palestinian with the actions pro-Ben Laden.


The translation is not so clear, but the gist I get is that he says that terrorism is not supported by the majority of Muslim society, and that there is only negligible support for it within the Muslim community at large. I think that anyone who cites this as evidence (like this dude) is clearly doing his best to twist his words to make them fit his world view.

There is also this "proof" based on the fact that he denied that Bin Laden was behind the 9/11 attacks:

Jusqu’à maintenant, les enquêteurs n’ont pas apporté de preuves définitives et claires de sa culpabilité. La probabilité est grande, mais quelques questions demeurent sans réponse

or...
Until now, the investigators did not bring a final and clear evidence of its culpability. The probability is large, but some questions remain unanswered


In case you didn't notice, the date on this article is September 25, 2001, 6 days after the attacks. The rest of the interview clearly shows that Ramadan condemns the attacks and all terrorist activity. But I suppose that not everyone wants to get the whole story before they jump to conclusions.

Having pointed out some flaws in the "case" for Ramadan being a terrorist-sympathizer, allow me to say that I do not personally believe that a man should be labeled a terrorist for thinking the way he wants to think. Ramadan has been an outspoken supporter of Islam, and I respect him for his conviction. I also respect the fact that he believes that the way in which Islam will take over the world is not through some bloody jihad of bombs and death, but a sort of "intellectual jihad" through which people will see the virtues of the religion.

I think that the evidence against Ramadan is weak. This is just the latest in a series of embarassments which stem from our lovely "war on terror." How can you fight terror when all you do is frighten people by suppressing free thought? I figure W and his cohorts read this and thought it was a history book.

8.30.2004

Spare Archery Ranges

Ever wonder what they do with the olympic stadiums and such after the Olympics?

I do.

So do the folks in Athens.

10 Bad Puns

Joy! I discovered this site today. This stuff is pure comedy gold I tell you. 10 of my favorites from the "one-liners" section:

Three of my fingers are willing to write, but my thumb and forefinger are opposed.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Potato guns: weapons of mash destruction.

During a drought, things just go from one ex-stream to another.

Priests who think themselves good at their job have an altar ego.

A certain band director was standing outside on a metal ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning, but the music was awful.... It seems he just wasn't a good conductor.

Are cardboard belts just a waist of paper?

A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood." The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here."

In theory, housebreaking your dog may seem like a fine idea, but it doesn't look good on paper.

Did you hear about the mathematician who turned off his heating because he wanted to be cold and calculating?

8.29.2004

Word of the Day: Bloviate

bloviate

to speak or write verbosely and windily


After his unfortunate incidents with his now broken V4 and V6 engines, he would corner his friends in order to bloviate about how he expected to blow V8 in the near future.

8.28.2004

College Football Approaches

And I am so happy...

College Football!

Okay, so we were at a bar earlier this evening, and I couldn't help but notice that the guys from ESPN's College Gameday were up on the TV. Granted, I don't really care about what the commentators analyze and overanalyze about the sport, but I was super excited to see that the season is starting tomorrow. (By the way, I think USC is going to steamroll Virginia Tech... they're just that good of a team.) I even caught a glimpse of my boys as they asked "Will Notre Dame win 8 games this year?" I certainly hope so. I'm really quite nervous about the whole thing, but I pride myself on being a loyal supporter of my team. Yeah, I get pretty bummed out when we lose, but I am so dang happy when we win. I fully intend to spend a lot of time being happy this fall.

8.26.2004

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Game



Cool game du jour: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Infocom Adventure

How I happened upon this game: Brian made mention of it here.

The gist: Yet another text-based adventure. In this particular game, you play Arthur Dent, protagonist of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. You get to walk around and choose your own path in the setting of the first book (that's as far as I've gotten anyway).

Addictiveness level: 6/10 (Easy to get into, if you know the books)

Mikey's tips: Although you're certainly free to try whatever you want, I find that the game would prefer that you follow the original storyline of the book. I've thus far managed to get 25 out of 400 points by doing that... though it's sometimes tricky to figure out how to get those things to happen. I'm sure there's a walkthrough, if you're a walkthrough-using-type.


For more text-based adventure fun try these:

  • Zork
    The original text-based adventure game. Explore an underground empire and figure out puzzles... or just find one of a bajillion walkthroughs posted on the internet.

  • Thy Dungeonman : I (at the end of the email) and II (second game)
    These games, brought to you by the wonderful folks at Videlectrix, are just plain goofy at times, but a good time if you are familiar with how text-based adventures run.

  • A bunch of similar-type games are all hosted here.

8.24.2004

Awesome Commercials

In watching lots of olympics, I've come across a couple of quality commercials that really made me want to jump up and buy that product. Allow me to share them with you:


#1. Coca-Cola: I Wish
You can see this one on this page (at least for now). The idea is that this woman walks down the street, singing the song "I Wish" acapella while handing out bottles of Coke to everyone she passes. If you watch closely, you can catch the people doing nice things after they get the Coke (like the business guy opens up the garbage can for the dude taking out the trash). It's a very catchy song and I think it's a cute commercial. Totally made me want to go out and buy a coke.


#2. Volkswagen: Warp Speed
You can't view this one without being a subscribing member of AdCritic or some other site... or by watching NBC's telecast of the Olympics. In this one, a dad is out for a drive with his son and the son (in typical kid-style) is asking about every part of the car that he can see. The dad is being very obliging ("that controls the air-conditioner... that controls the suspension..."), but you can tell he's getting a bit tired of all the questions. Finally, the kid points at the hazard-lights button and asks "What does that one do?" The dad, very seriously, replies, "That's the warp speed button. You do not--DO NOT--want to touch it." The kid looks out the window trying to look disinterested, while the dad smirks at him behind his back. The kid quickly pushes the button, but the dad is ready and slams on the gas at the same time. Dude, I'm totally doing that if I'm ever out driving with my son... or daughter.

Honorable mention: the McDonald's Chicken Selects commercial with the chick in the knit cap ("Step away from the chicken!") had my lovely wife giggling uncontrollably the second time she saw it, but it hasn't had that effect any other time.

Ah... what television advertising should be.

8.23.2004

Obligatory Stupid Sports Controversy

So I've been watching a lot of olympics lately. I was mega-sick and busy last week (note the hiatus in posting), but I managed to get wind of this story:

South Korea Protests Olympic Judging

As usual, I'll not rehash the details. The commentators (whom I try to ignore as much as possible because they make me nauseous) made the point that similar things happen in college football all the time. I am keenly aware of this fact--you'll note over the next few months that I do love watching that college football. I was reflecting on this tonight, and I came up with this thought:

People need to decide whether or not humans should be allowed to take on the role of "impartial judge/referee/umpire." Certainly with computer technology and instant replay being so all-encompassing as it is, we could work towards taking out all this emotional bias that we all have, whether or not we choose to don some black-and-white-striped shirt. On the other hand, I don't think that people would really like that so much. Imagine everything being completely decided by computers. I mean, we could save ourselves an entire sports season. We could just plug in the data, and the computer could tell you who were the most worthy teams, so we could just skip to the super bowl already. We could get rid of all that dancing and prancing and fake-smiling at figure-skating and gymnastics events. It wouldn't matter if some competitor had all the personality of a bowl of jello (which, incidentally, is rather charismatic for a dessert item), we could just celebrate how exact their angles and such were. And then we could get rid of human atheletes and just replace them with robots who would have more precise angles and such. And then we wouldn't even have to watch it. We could just have computer chips implanted so that we could all agree that the best robot angle-maker won on a given night, and we should all feel 514 points happier for that fact, with 16 of those points being due to the fact that we all agree about it.

My point: having that human element in the judging is not fair and never impartial. But we couch potatoes who live our athletic lives vicariously through these sporting events pretty much thrive on the fact that emotion and chance have as much a role to play in these events as they do in our everyday lives. We like to see the drama and unfairness played out in the middle of the colosseum, so that we don't feel so alone when it happens at the office. So for now, I say long live the blind referee and the idiotic judge. Thank you for saving me from another boring night of angle-making robotics.

follow up on a sad news story

A short note about my last post. Yes, I knew the people involved. I've decided that this blog is a poor place to divulge too much personal information. If you know me IRL, feel free to contact me with whatever questions you want to ask. Suffice it to say, though, that Rob Howard was not just some crazy psycho guy. He was a hard-working medical student and an olympic athelete who was just under a lot of stress and didn't deal with it well at all.

8.15.2004

a sad news story.

8.13.2004

Dog Psychiatry

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog."

The psychiatrist says, "Calm down. Lie back on this couch and tell me about it."

"But," replies the patient, "I'm not allowed up on the couch!"

8.11.2004

Pirate Humor

Came across these today:



And from ajokes.com

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."


Ar.

8.10.2004

Ar!

So if you ever browse the links off to the right of this blog, you'll notice I follow Sluggy Freelance. I just thought I'd mention that I found today's comic most amusing.

Wait, there was that much security that you needed to dress like ninjas?

Actually, there wasn't anyone there. Hey, now that I think about it, Kiki was dressed like a pirate!


Sure, the comic doesn't usually make much sense unless you follow the whole story (it's sort of serial that way), but who doesn't love ninja jokes? As I learned last week, the natural enemy of ninjas are pirates... for some reason.

8.09.2004

Episode III: Revenge of the Sith?


Star Wars: Episode III title revealed

Yes, this news is a couple of weeks old, but I've been mulling it over in my head, and I've come to the conclusion that this is not that great of a title. Yes, it's better than "Attack of the Clones," which sounded like a bad sci-fi horror flick. But last time, everyone agreed that it was a terrible title. This time, people are all happy because "Revenge of the Sith" is like "Return of the Jedi." Look, that's cool and all, but the word "revenge" is just so... I don't know... 1980s? I think of the "classic" college flick, "Revenge of the Nerds." You know?

"You don't know the power of the dork side!"

Open Letters

Reve pointed the wife and meself to this site today:


McSweeneys.net : Open Letters

Open Letters to People or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond


So this website has its readers submit open letters to someone or something, so as to express their most heartfelt thoughts in a mostly public arena. Most of them are pretty generic "20 reasons why you make me angry" essays, all of them dripping with sarcasm. I've only read a few, but here are a few gems:

From An Open Letter to My Boss, Who Was Recently Fired

I would advise cutting back on the number of cigarette breaks you take during a given day. While I'm sure your commute is quite stressful, a 20-minute cigarette break first thing in the morning indicates that either your heart isn't in your job or that you're still trying to come down off of whatever pills you took the night before.


From An Open Letter to the New York Times Style Section Photo Retoucher

I have to wonder why the couples in your photos look as if they've been eating powdered donuts while gazing into an atomic explosion.


And finally, from An Open Letter to Penguins

We are aware that the video footage of your kind that is featured in our documentaries, nature specials, etc. is normally accompanied by polka music, or some other humorous soundtrack. We do in fact realize that this music is not playing all the time in Antarctica. (Likewise, we are also aware that polar-bear habitats do not feature naturally occurring tuba music.)


Browse through them if you've got some time to waste. I recommend the ones which not specifically addressed to anyone, as they tend to contain less venom and more wit. Cheers.

8.08.2004

Twin Separation

In news of the cool:


Separated twins making rapid recovery

Two-year-old twin boys whose conjoined heads were surgically separated are beginning to thrive in their newly independent lives, one of their surgeons said Saturday.

Clarence and Carl Aguirre were separated Wednesday in a 17-hour operation, and doctors are seeing signs of recovery much earlier than expected...


You know, there have been several of these "conjoined twins successfully separated" stories throughout medical history, but that doesn't make it any less awesome each time this is accomplished. Check out this animation to see what exactly the surgeons were working with.

All this for an X-Box?

Today's top story:


Florida killings over Xbox

Sheriff Ben Johnson said the murder was organized by a man who was angry because he believed his Xbox video game system and some clothes had been stolen.


Yeah, so I'm going to file this under disturbing and just wonky. I mean superhero vigilante justice is entertaining in a movie, but there are just some people who don't understand that "do not try this at home" is supposed to be taken as read. They will have to start putting warning labels at the front end of movies in great big red letters, with picture illustrations for those too stupid to understand.

8.07.2004

The Birds



Cool game du jour: The Birds

How I happened upon this game: I was just poking around kleemanandmike.com. These guys are fun.

The gist: Kleeman and Mike wander through the woods and you have to identify all the birds they pass. 5 levels. 25 birds in all. You get to learn some really cool things about the birds of Florida, which is apparently where Kleeman and Mike are based.

Addictiveness level: 3/10 (Fun, but you may not really want to play more than once)

Mikey's tips: As with many trivia/educational games, this game gets easier the more times you play it. After you've beaten it (I got it on my third try), you get a password to access all levels and a bonus special features menu at the end of the game. The Florida Scrub Jay is really dang cool.

8.05.2004

Joke: Grasshopper

I was trying to fall asleep the other night, and I just started giggling uncontrollably. I was thinking of this joke:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

"Really?" asks the grasshopper, "Why would anyone name a drink Larry?"


Man, that is hilarious.

Word of the Day: Wonky

Wonky

1 British : UNSTEADY, SHAKY
2 British : AWRY, WRONG


This one just popped into my head the other day. It's rather British I think. I seem to recall a quote from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, in which Ron says:

Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross, ...that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats... 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it?


From now on, if someone says something I find disturbing, I'm saying, "That's just wonky!"

8.04.2004

Jester auditions

Sweet...


Help wanted: Court jester

English Heritage, guardian of various historic sites in Britain, is advertising for someone to be the nation's first court jester since 1649.


I think they should pick that Colin Mochrie guy.

On a tip from Adam Carolla

Flipping through the radio stations tonight and I heard this rare bit of wisdom from Adam Carolla on Loveline:

"If you got nothing, throw up a picture of a missing kid."

He was speaking of USA Today's "Snapshot" section, in which they usually give a pie chart or other sort of graph of recent statistics. Sometimes, they have useless info (like "70% of fireworks related injuries happen in July"), thus prompting the above statement. But I figure this piece of advice needn't go unheeded. I got nothing to say today, so here's a picture of a missing kid, with a link to a page with more information:



This information and information about other missing kids provided by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

8.02.2004

Peasant's Quest



Cool game du jour: Peasant's Quest

How I happened upon this game: Lookin' at a thing in a bag. Er... I found it on homestarrunner.com

The gist: You're a peasant out for revenge against Trogdor, who has burninated your beloved thatched roof cottage. You walk around, talk to people, read notes, and complete little quests. Unlike traditional text/bit-graphic type games, this one is rather purposefully goofy.

Addictiveness level: 7/10 (Easy to get into)

Mikey's tips: None at this point. I've only played the game a couple of times, and I don't think it makes the game any better to have someone give away the answers to the puzzles. (walkthrough here)

And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!

8.01.2004

Word of the Day: Megrim

Megrim

1 a : MIGRAINE
   b : VERTIGO, DIZZINESS
2 a : FANCY, WHIM
   b plural : low spirits


Never have a seen a word which means two such incongruous things. If I say I have a megrim, I might be either referring to my splitting headache or to a mere whim I happen to have. That's just odd.

Star Wars Fan Film Awards

Check this out:


Star Wars Fan Film Awards

Some devoted and creative Star Wars fans (I had a friend who once named himself a "warsie"--as opposed to a "trekkie") made these short films. The best of these have been selected for various awards. I'm personally not so crazy about the "8 Minutes" film, but I enjoyed all the others. Makes you wish you had some talent with animation and/or filmmaking.