Nuclear Fleem Reactor

12.31.2004

Anagrams Baby

Breaking free of another travel-induced hiatus to bring you...

Cool Diversion of the Day:

The Anagram Server

Plugging in my (super-secret) name, I concocted the following:

A magical count, he -- My alter ego as wizard nobility
An actual mech, I go -- The large robot I've built in my basement
A taco-hum angelic -- The immaculate jingle I wrote for Taco Bell
Get a coach alumni -- My prediction that Weis would be ND's pick
Hun at comical age -- My Eastern background and wit
A celtic human, go -- Go Irish!
Uh, calm, I got an ace -- My uncanny luck with cards
Cute, maniacal hog -- Just a crazy cutie from Arkansas

I'm certain there are more, and, as always I welcome submissions to the "Llama Court Reference" known as the Nuclear Fleem Reactor.

12.08.2004

Zipdecode

You've got to try this. It's the Cool Diversion of the Day.

ZipDeCode

It's a fun little program that shows you how the US Zip Code system works. I think it's gnarly.

Reflections from the Dome

I never much liked Monk when I was a student:


Embarrassment

In my 18 years, there has only been two days that I've been embarrassed to be president of Notre Dame: Tuesday and Wednesday of last week...

Notre Dame will get a coach. I hope that person does well. But I think the philosophical hit that we have taken is a significant one. I am not happy about it. And I do not assume responsibility for it. I think it was the wrong move and the fact that other schools have made similar choices after three years suggests that they are feeling the same pressures that we are.


I like him more now.

12.04.2004

Further Commentary on Firing Ty



Yes, I'm still talking about this. As an update, Urban Meyer, the man ND wanted to replace Ty, decided to take a job at Florida instead. Considering the fact that the reason Ty was fired last week was presumably so that ND could land Meyer before he was off the market. Another botched hiring attempt by the ND athletic department. No doubt we'll find an adequate replacement eventually. This is Notre Dame, after all. I'm personally pulling for Charlie Weis, the offensive coordinator from the Patriots. Bringing in a successful coordinator from the NFL seems to have worked at USC and Virginia...

After a few days of reading various sports editorials and rants, the consensus seems to be this: Tyrone Willingham was a great guy who led a clean program. He just didn't have the success on the field he needed to have. I can agree with that. We got blown out and shut out more times than I care to count recently. So maybe his recent performance hasn't given us what we fans and alumni seem to really want. I myself would love a championship. But I still don't feel right about firing him.

In this post, I retract my earlier sentiments in the direction of "this is the end of honor in Notre Dame football," because it seems to be the opinion of several experts that the Notre Dame of '66, '77, and '88 was not all that immaculate. I'm not enough of a sports scholar to speak one way or another on that, so I guess I'll concede that in the past few decades, Notre Dame has not been as honorable or classy as it has always pretended it was. I will reiterate that for the past few years, I think we have most certainly become as respectable as we had been claiming to be.

What troubles me about this is that Notre Dame has joined the rest of the college football world, and not in a good way. For a while, it seems that success in college football has been measured by how well a college program measures up to professional football. Miami, for example, is a very successful football program. In this, it's stressed that if the point of college is to prepare you for a career, then why not prepare you for the very lucrative career of professional athelete? I don't know if I can argue against that. Not everyone is cut out to be a lawyer or a CEO, after all. I just never personally found that to be a "real major." But I'm not that much of an athelete either, so again, I can't judge.

Ideally, we'd have a team that was not only respectable and honorable, but one that also won all the time. But given the choice between the two, I'd prefer the honor over the glory. Not everyone agrees with me on this. There are plenty of honorable teams out there who lose all the time--like the service academies, for example--but there aren't any sports legends about that.

What breaks my heart is that I believed that Tyrone Willingham had the chance to get the aforementioned dream: Honor and glory. He promised success if we would have the patience to let him get his system settled in. 3 years is not enough to see whether he would have made good on that promise. Yes, I'm an excessively patient person, but I really think he deserved at least the five years that Bob Davie got. Other coaches have turned around their programs around in less time, but most of them aren't moving in a radically different direction. Ty came in and tried to change an option-oriented offense to a "West Coast" offense. I consider that a major change that takes time. But we'll never know now, I guess.

12.01.2004

Most Heartbreaking Loss This Season

Restarting the blog with the story that most saddens me at the moment...



Notre Dame fired Tyrone Willingham yesterday. I guess the man had too much class for us. I, for one, am totally angry about this whole thing. I blame Sulli, personally, for being a representative of the idiocy that started this whole thing. No one has any patience any more. No one believes in anything. I believed that Ty could have done this thing the right way, if we gave him enough time. I hope he goes back to Stanford and kicks our butts from here on out, just to prove that we're wrong in all this. I don't want to be Miami or USC, although I guess a lot of ND students and alumni want us to be.

I watched every single game from start to finish this year, including all five losses, which were thoroughly upsetting. But nothing the past 2 years, even the three blowout losses last year, has been quite as depressing as this. This is just horrible.

I'll get over this, sure. I would love for the next coach to win us a championship or two. Who doesn't want to see that? There's just nothing special about Notre Dame anymore. I was proud of our smart atheletes with real majors. I was proud of the fact that we seem now to be free of the scandals that I remember during my time as an undergraduate. We had respectable young men playing for a respectable coach. I respected our team.

Yesterday was a dark day for Notre Dame and for all of college football. It said to the world that the "student" part of "student-athelete" is unimportant. Sure, lots of other schools had already decided that for themselves, but I always thought that Notre Dame, the classic college football program, would be the one beacon of sanity in all that.

Sulli always complained about the "Stanfordization of Notre Dame," as we strove to be a top-notch academic institution which incidentally also had great athletics. Well, excuse me for being proud of my degree and the fact that people think I must have been smart to get in to Notre Dame. What happens when the thugs and JuCo transfers start rolling in? Notre Dame wins 9-10 games every year. Great. Just like Florida. No one respects Florida. Thank you, Sulli, for devaluing my degree.

Ty Willingham did tremendous things for this team off the field, even if he couldn't win all the time on the field. I never thought that a winning season in which you beat both Michigan and Tennessee would be a season at the end of which you should be fired. No one has any patience any more. No one believes in giving someone a fair shot.

I'm sorry, Ty, that we Domers are being so colossally stupid to you.